15/11

1.

J: Hey sorry I can't help you with your iPod yet my iTunes kinda crashed.
Mom: Oh okay then.
J: Yeah a friend who's pretty good with computers might be dropping by so I could get him to look at it.
Mom: 男的女的？ (Guy or girl?)
J: It's a HIM!

2.

J: I was at ECP with some other climbers. We had dinner so I couldn't join you.
Mom: Girlfriend right? Do what? Why so late?
J: *MFing pissed* CLIMBERS.

3.

J: Ay going out to cycle for a bit.
Mom: Go meet girlfriend right? Tsk don't wanna say.
J: *Mumbles the F word*


Seriously, how am I ever going to convince her i'm not going out with anybody?!